…  I want to be clear. […] I have thought about asking you out several times. I just don’t think it’s such a good idea. […] Because you’re special. […] You’re beautiful, you’re intelligent, you’re incredibly interesting. You’re definitely girlfriend material. I, however, am definitely not boyfriend material. I can’t do it. I can’t do commitment. I don’t want to pretend to you that I can. If I were to date you, there would be no dating. It would be something right away, and I’m not that guy. …

and I’ve already heard it!